Mood Rings on a Friday Afternoon

I just feel underused here. Like they don't realize what I am capable of doing, so they are afraid to assign me stuff. I whip through programs pretty fast and without any errors. They fly through QA because I had already made sure it was as it needed to be. But they don't assign me anything. WTF?

I love Bander's post from a few days back. There are some good points there that I think many girls don't get. And in case you think I am singling any one out, I'm not at all. I say girls, as in girls in general. If you don't think you have a problem with a lot of them, you might not, but your gender as a whole does. For more guy rules see an old post of mine.

Well not much more right now, so I will leave you with some old, but hilarious Relient K. I know I have posted these lyrics before, but they still crack me up. Please no one take offense to these as chances are they are not talking about you. However, ironically enough, if you take offense, maybe you are one of those girls. Let me know, I'll order you a mood ring.

we all know the girls that i am talking about
well they are time bombs and they are ticking
and the only question's when they'll blow up
and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt
cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them

and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...

she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"

if it's drama you want then look no further
they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives
and it just kills me how they get away with murder
they'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize

and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...

she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"

cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see
and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
and when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right i must confess)

we all know the girls that i am talking about
she liked you wednesday but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll never figure them out
first she's jekyll and then she's hyde....at least she makes a lovely pair

mood ring oh mood ring
oh tell me will you bring
the key to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind